The Worst Home Decor Ideas on Pinterest

We’ve all seen them. Ideas that could (arguably) have been (somewhat) decent but (clearly) something went terribly wrong. Having employed so many fabulous ideas from Pinterest in the past, with particular emphasis on seasonal decor, we think it gives us the authority to give you ideas of what NOT to do in your new homes.

DIY Abstract Art

DIY abstract art - pinned by Dezanne Russell

“Every child is born an artist,” said Picasso, and a lot of people firmly believe that. The kinds of people who visit galleries and are offended by the price of REAL art. The kinds of people who blatantly disregard the second part of that quote, “the problem is to remain one.” The truth is just as ugly as some of these DIYs. Of course, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” we’re just saying, it’s not as easy as it looks. For example, abstract art is still a representation of something. It’s the departure of reality into imagery. In this specific scenario, we are shown a “bromeliad”; a pineapple-esque plant. Seems more like a painted representation of a Cannibal Corpse song. Not exactly the right decor for a living room, is it?

“Easy” mini-fence to “ingeniously” hide the UGLY stuff in your home

Cord-hiding mini fence - pinned by Emma Servies

White picket fences belong outdoors. Though this idea certainly is creative, we question whether the amount of effort involved in the process would be defined as “easy.” For starters, where does one find pre-fab mini-fence looking pieces of wood? Or do you cut them yourself? How many will I need? Are they already painted? Do they come with adhesive on them? Let’s give this wonderful idea the benefit of all doubts and assume that it actually is easily installed, how much more difficult would it make getting rid of dust bunnies? I don’t know many people who would think this idea is “cute,” but dust bunnies would definitely love getting in the tiny, hard to reach crevices underneath and between wires.

Branded pillow covers

Starbucks pillow - pinned by Corinda Bryant

Without a doubt, some caffeine junky reading this is going to come to the loyal defence of this idea. But seriously, why would anyone want to decorate their home in the honour of any establishment? In case your guests didn’t already know you love a good, strong coffee every now and then? Someone, at some point, will definitely leave your house knowing that the Second Cup tea set they bought you last Christmas was used as a regift. There is actually no excuse for this though, it’s not like the brand logo will open up the space or create an interesting pattern in otherwise plain decor.

“Dreamy” or “Boho” inspired bedrooms

Fire hazard bedroom - pinned by Danielle Marazzo

Let’s clarify here, this isn’t totally hideous. I really like the chandelier, I think it would look lovely in a child’s bedroom with normal princess-y things (if you’re into that look). It certainly does look like a soft and comfortable place to sleep, almost reminiscent of a cloud. However, it looks like a serious fire hazard. If one of those lights sparked, that goose duvet would go up in flames in three minutes or less. A number one golden rule at Newinhomes.com that all DIY home decorators need to keep in mind, is that safety should always take precedence over style and budget. Especially if this is intended to be a child’s room, the trade off is simply not worth it.

Tuba Toilet

Tuba toilet - pinned by Taking the Long Way Home

There’s an obvious joke in here somewhere, we’ll let you come up with your own. Just look at this thing. The only way this tuba toilet could (maybe) be appropriate, is if you’re Bob Stewart, you know… the “innovative tuba player and equally creative jazz educator.” You know… ? He worked with Macy Grey. Anyway, even if you were the funniest, wealthy person out there, this would just be odd. Imagine: you’re at a company party at your boss’ house. After a couple drinks, you visit the washroom. SURPRISE. It’s a TUBA TOILET! Some might question its functionality; perhaps it’s art? Who knows, don’t do this.