6 Amazon Prime Day deals you should have jumped on
By Lucas on Jul 12, 2017
If you missed out on these Amazon Prime Day deals, then you’re probably kicking yourself. These six household items would have made any home more complete. Sure, you can buy them now, but you’ll be paying full price, so we don’t recommend it.
1) Gardening gloves of your dreams (or nightmares)
Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a killer gardener, only to wake up and think, “hey, my garden looked great right before I was clawed to death.” Then you should have bought these terrifying gloves. The claws are made from “DURABLE ABS plastic,” so they’re totally safe, probably.
2) Your knight in shining armour
Why wouldn’t you want a medieval themed bathroom? No indoor plumbing, wars fought on horseback, a lack of general hygiene - it was a beautiful time. Every time you’re in need of toilet paper, let your knight in shining armour come to the rescue. Oh, and this guy is “cast in quality designer resin,” and “hand painted.”
3) Make your home more fierce
We know the feeling, sometimes your home just doesn’t look fierce enough. That’s why you should have bought this 28” Lion of Florence statue on Amazon Prime Day. Two of these bad boys at your entrance would surely intimidate any visitors or passers-by. Two of them would have only cost $450, that’s more than $300 in savings!
4) The only appliance you need
Aren’t you tired of frying an egg, then putting that egg and other toppings between English muffins, wasting your entire morning? This thing makes two breakfast sandwiches in five minutes and even fits bagels, so why do you even need all those other appliances?
5) Perfect watermelon
Stop digging through your kitchen drawers in search of the perfect knife to slice up that watermelon. If you bought this on Amazon Prime Day, you would have saved $6. The “INGENIOUS design” ensures you get the most out of every watermelon you bring home from the watermelon patch. And don’t be afraid to get aggressive with your slicing, this handy item comes with a lifetime warranty!
6) Hot dog toaster
Okay, so when we said you don’t need any other appliances other than the breakfast sandwich maker, we meant other than this one. We don’t even need to explain why this was probably the best deal on Amazon Prime Day.
